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10.06.2025 02:18

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Minds and Behinds
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Delete Every App On Your Smartphone That’s On This List - Forbes
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Next, they tried...
What ESPN’s Football Power Index is projecting for Big 12 rivals BYU and Utah in 2025 - Deseret News
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
share office space ...
Meta Ray-Ban Glasses are at their Lowest Price Ever: Deal of the Day - NBC News
So they tried
No way
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
ESA supports Moon mission carrying first European rover - European Space Agency
Unacceptable again!
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good
Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Then came..
No. 2 Coco Gauff faces No. 1 Aryna Sabalenka in French Open women’s final - NBC Sports
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
Just Forget it!
Does a person with schizophrenia hear voices?
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Why do you think Democrat favorability ratings are so low?
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Nuts and Butts